History Channel: Washington Wins At Gettysburg

Huh? An historic painting posted online with the wrong caption. Some scholar at that esteemed channel must have been smoking some of the stuff now legal in Nevada. The painting actually portrays the general greeting his victorious troops after the Battle at Yorktown in 1781.

Pay attention, students! On this most patriotic day of the year, can we now expect even more accurate facts from the Hysteria Channel? Would you believe Washington taking a selfie while crossing the Mississippi? Could we see Woodrow Wilson declaring war on Canada? Or Richard Nixon invading Mexico? How about Abe Lincoln giving his four-score-and-seven speech at President Hillary Clinton’s inauguration.

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