Assisted What? Bordello In A Senior Living Facility

The AP recently reported that local cops arrested two old guys who operated a prostitution business in their senior center apartment in Massachusetts. They ran ads on adult websites to lure customers. The current legal charges against them include “dangerousness”, whatever the hell that means.

Just imagine the familiar phrases they distorted to entice clients to their shamefulness business:
We practice assisted loving for the barely living.
All our girls wear sexy pink Depend adult diapers.
Are the prices lower for early bird special clients who come before 6 pm?
Do AARP participants get free samples for their members?

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