Allegedly for performing in a groping Matt event at the 2014 Winter Olympics, NBC newsguy Lauer has been disqualified. Of course, as it always happens in showbiz, this won’t be an amateur contest.
It’s expected that everyone involved, including the offended maidens, lawyers and Lauer himself will totally turn professional. And eventually all will live happily ever after with Olympic-sized millions of dollars. Hey, Charlie Rose, Garrison Keillor and the rest of the newly unemployed media maulers out there in the showbiz trash can! Move over!