What Was That Puffy Thing Soaring Into The Night Sky?

Just hours before Christmas Eve, people in California saw a big white streak in the dark sky. It was later identified as a SpaceX rocket launched from Vandenberg Air Force Base carrying a bunch of telecom satellites into Earth orbit. Don’t you believe it!

Who are they trying to kid? If you looked real closely at the image riding in a sleigh, you would have seen a strangely dressed overweight guy with a long red tie, flowing yellow wig and whip yelling: “If these damn reindeer can’t go any faster, I’ll fire them as I did all those White House nerds!”

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