New Year’s Resolution: Stop Suicidal Smoking

Hey, stinky. You know all the medical prognostications. That stupid addiction and hacking cough will kill you eventually. However, sadly for your family and others who must endure the daily smell and poison of your smoke, it won’t come soon enough.

The obvious facts are repeated many times by medical experts that warn of the fatal hazards of nicotine. However, the greedy cigarette pushers continue to get kids addicted early so they’ll buy the deadly products throughout their smoke-shortened lifespans.

Now many states are getting into the greedy profits of addiction by making marijuana legal and taxable. So, how about at least one sensible New Year’s resolution: I will quit committing slow suicide and murder-by-proxy by tossing away those stinky, deadly burning weeds.

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