Diet Coke Is Her Secret As She Celebrates 104th Birthday

According to USA Today, a Michigan nursing home resident claims she has made it to that advanced age because she drinks a can of the lightweight soda daily. I wish her many more years of sipping the burpy brew.

Hey, I’m only a dozen years younger than the centenarian lady, and also a Diet Coke fanatic. However, my secret is that I always add a shot of booze to my nightly soda drink. It not only makes me feel healthier, it helps me fall fast asleep and free from watching the boring late night yakkers. None of them can come close to matching Johnny Carson and Jay Leno.

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