Swiss Bank Robbed By 80-year-old Masked Gunman

A recent article in the news tells of the incident and arrest of the octogenarian. We have many serious questions about this unusual crime. When he demanded the bank clerk to quickly give him money, did he suffer any senior withdrawal symptoms?

After he grabbed the bank cash, did he swiftly dash away on his walker? Was Bonnie, his sexy 79-year-old gun moll, in on the crime? Did he need the stolen bank money to pay those ever-rising, outrageous nursing home costs? Or maybe he hoped he’d be caught and sent to jail, where living conditions are actually much cleaner than in nursing homes.

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