LaLa Land Revolution: New State Of New California

A group of conservative rural rebels want to break away from the major liberal cities on the Pacific Coast. According to their angry split plan, they’d form the 51st state of the USA without depraved cities San Francisco, Los Angeles and San Diego.

And they’re really serious about it. Imagine the rebellion starting with the Battle of Beverly Hill. And the commanding rebel officer shouting: Don’t fire until you see the whites! Is it possible the revolutionaries will build a wall to keep illegal Hollywood liberals from moving from disgusting Malibu to bucolic Fresno into the new state? Will the revolting peasants and farmers with pitchforks lead King Jerry Brown to the guillotine? Oh, the inhumanity!

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