Guardian UK: We’re All Related To Neanderthal Man

You know the hairy image. Walks all hunched over, face like a punch-drunk boxer and speech consists of grunts. Well, there’s lots of evidence these days that the theory of our connection to prehistoric homo sapiens is absolutely correct. For instance, some unevolved examples:
The insane speeding driver who cuts you off on the freeway
Your daughter’s latest boyfriend
All of your in-laws
Stupid smartphoners who yak while driving
Mayors, state reps, congressmen and leader of the free world
Staggering drunks at the local bar at midnight
Coughing nicotine addicts who light up in the elevator
Fans who pay $300+ to watch rich jocks play an hour of schoolyard games

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