General Trump To Order Troops To The Mexican Border

Gee, wonder if he’ll do a Teddy Roosevelt charge at the enemy when those evil Mexican children cross the border. Despite the fact that he never served in the military, the Leader Of The Free World Trump may be inspired by Presidents who did: Washington, Jackson, Grant, Eisenhower, Bush Sr, Ford, Carter and Kennedy. And if the Mexican invaders get as far as the Alamo in Texas, he may don his Davy Crockett hat and fight those dastardly demons to the death.

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