Headlines: Bill Cosby Guilty! May Get 30 Years In Jail

Oh, how sad for the senior seducer! The Norristown PA jury declared he committed at least three awful sexual crimes, and they could add up to 10 years each. Now age 80, Cosby may not go free until he’s 110 years old!

Can you imagine the historical event? The comedy club master of ceremonies announces when Cosby appears, “Give it up for that famed stand-up comedian performing his first gig in 30 years. Oh, er, uh. He used to be able to stand up.”

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