Scientists Claim They’ll Extend Human Life To 150 Years

According to the London Daily Mail, we’ll consider people under 75 as in their mid-years prime of life. Can you imaging how that will change all the traditional concepts of aging? Consider some future happenings:

Q: Mom, I just had my 75th birthday. Is it ok if I begin dating?
A: No, you’re too young. Do as I did and wait until you’re 90.
Bar sign: No underage drinking. Must be 81.
Driver License Regulation: Apply for learner’s permit at age 76
Headline: Hollywood producer molests 90-year-old movie starlet

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