Radio Stations Ban Song “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”

The oversensitive censors claim the lyrics about a guy begging a girl to spend the winter night cuddling with him are too horny for innocent Christmas listeners. Over the years, the song has been recorded by classic crooners Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra and many others.

OK, so if those words are too nasty for the holidays, what about censoring Santa Claus when he insults some of President Trump’s most intimate associates when jolly old Saint Nick shouts out to them by name: Ho, ho, ho!

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