Sisters Accused Of Sinning Away $500,000 In Sin City

Two senior California nuns are in trouble for absconding with church money in large amounts over ten years. And flashy Las Vegas didn’t earn its evil nickname by holding religious services in its gaudy casinos. Hey brother, is that a sister sitting at the next slot machine?

Obviously the nuns didn’t wear their habits at the casinos, but did have the bad habit of bringing and betting church money in Sin City. Charges and punishments are not yet reported, but you can bet there will be some fervent pleas offered heavenward. Of course, all of we seniors will continue praying religiously as we invest our pension money in such risky deals as the stock market and Las Vegas casinos.

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