If Bernie Wins In 2020, White House To Be Nursing Home

Vermont Senator Sanders, who’s already talking about running and winning the 2020 presidential election, will be 80 when he takes office. Let’s suppose some important info on his presidency. First of all, who’ll be his VP running mate, Rip Van Winkle?

When he appoints other senior citizens to his staff, instead of White House Oval Office news conferences, they’ll all gather in wheelchairs to play canasta. When the music of the National Anthem sounds out, President Bernie will try to stand up and patriotically place a pacemaker over his heart.

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