Elderly quarterbacks compete: New England Patriots Tom Brady, age 41, vs Los Angeles Chargers Philip Winters, age 37. Total 78 years, the oldest in NFL history. The geriatric rivalry all happens at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro MA, on Sunday.
Can you imagine the exciting action:
QB Brady, in his wheelchair, fades back to throw a pass, fading, fading, fading, gone.
Against their ancient rival, the Patriots will quote Shakespeare’s Richard III: Now is the Winters of our discontent.
With their combined annual NFL salaries of at least $24 million, it’s not likely the two elderly stars will apply for Social Security very soon.
Finally, when the game ends, should the two retiring quarterbacks skip the locker room and go directly to their nursing home?