The ever-watchful FBI reports the President has been secretly meeting with Russian agents. Ridiculous for a brave man who was almost drafted to serve in the U.S. military. However, there could be certain subtle political changes in Washingtonsk, Province of Columbivich.
That executive residence will soon be called the White Kremlin, occupied by the U.S. Commissar Vladimir Trumpsky and his spouse, the former Melanija Knavs. Congress will become the Politburo, with members Democrazis and Repubovitches. So, FBI gumshoes, stop your shpionyashchiy!