I hike by the contraption several times a day, and am beginning to fear I should avoid it and dash across the street to safety. Has senility finally taken over my ancient brain?
When I wander by next time, will the massive tubes and arms reach out and strangle me? And would the monstrosity claim other innocently strolling senior citizens who pass too close to it? Just joking. It’s actually a harmless water supply pump or whatever contraption just outside the rear entrance to City Hall in West Hollywood, California.