White House Offers Miraculous Heavenly News

At a recent news session, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said God wanted Donald Trump to become President. So that means He created Trump Towers in seven days, and the Electorial College is now a religious shrine to be renamed Seminary of Saint Donald of Wall Street. (With apologies to Michelangelo)

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