Octogenarian Bernie Sanders Could Be President

If he wins in 2020, he’ll be wheeled into the White House at age 80. When they play the National Anthem at his inauguration, he’ll be too old to stand, and will need to kneel with all the grossly overpaid pro football jocks.

At least two other presidents in their 80s, Woodrow Wilson and Ronald Reagan, spent their last years in office totally senile. Additionally, as some recent events indicate, a somewhat younger president may suffer from senile twitter twerking.

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