Jist Gotta Luv Them Online Comment Column Ads!

They’re obviously written by eager crooks on the other side of the world without Shakespeare’s English language skills. However, because they keep flooding the internet daily with their laughable ads, there have to be many idiots out there who give them lots of money.

Therefore, I’m writing my own broken English click bait ad:
I be onliest 93 yeers of ages and dont not get eenuff money from soshull sekooritie. So resentli I sine with cumpenny to wurk jest 3 hrs daly on my cummpootr. Now I urn 6,123$ munthli and can afford fude and freakwent flites to Lost Wages.

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