The experiments involve taking tissue parts from nutty senior humans and injecting them into monkey brains. Question: Then will the simians apply for Social Security, wear adult diapers, bed down in $6,000-a-month nursing homes, complain about the food and vote straight Republican?
Of course those results haven’t actually happened yet. However, the scientists do report that the elderly-brain-added apes lose memory, forget simple daily tasks and are physically slowed down. And, as the disease gets worse, they’re expected to register as Democratic presidential candidates.