The Juul boss shed crocodile tears in a recent news release. This mea culpa could spread. Generals and politicians regret they get teen soldiers killed. Booze brewers heartbroken they make teens into alcoholics. Tattoo artists sorry they turn teen skin into toilet wall graffiti. Jewelers regret they peddle metal trinkets for teen ears and noses. Barbers sorry they turn teen hair colors into idiotic purples. Oh, the humanity!