Saudi Oil Well Attacks = Gas Pump Prices Go Sky High

Higher Gas Station Price SignGee, who’d have guessed that the Saudis would be so fortunate as to have a bunch of terrorists help them boost their greedy profits? Because prices dropped over the past year, they feared the Saudi royals could not even afford to buy new burnooses nor Rolls Royces.

Reports are that the irritable Iranians were behind the bombings. So now Trump is shaking his angry hair at them, while American oil company execs and your corner gas station owner are happily hiking prices.

Of course, innocent, peace-loving Iran had nothing to do with the bombings, and neither did those Japanese pilots at Pearl Harbor on December 7 1941. Nor the 19 suicidal 9/11/01 murderers, though 14 of them were Saudis.

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