Meghan & Harry Can Now Make Millions On TV Ads

HenryVIIITrumpNo more need to dress up in fancy duds to attend royal parades, ship christenings and other boring stuff. Now they can earn a fortune endorsing products.

Imagine happy Harry on big screen TV emoting about the wonders of Viagra and Ex-Lax. And Meghan marveling about how Huggies diapers keep little Archie’s butt all clean, dry and delightful. Or Harry offering some expensive royal uniforms and medals at bargain prices on eBay.

Before Harry, Meghan created The Tig, an online ad column. Also, there are many rumors flying in the news that the former royal couple have been sending out advertising job feelers in the US, UK and Canada. Lotsa luck, former royals!

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