So many of we seniors are finding ourselves forced to stay home. Doctors, lawyers and presidents strongly recommend it. In some areas it’s the law, and seniors who wander outside may end up inside the local hoosegow!
I did it, and even while imprisoned in my senior community (old folks home), I proudly show it, stroke it and comb it every chance I get. So, mature guys, if you’re desperate to expose your independence and Lincolnesque profile, even during these cornyvirus prison times, grow and groom those whiskers you’ve always longed for.